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Study proves all art is bullshit
As a liberal Jew, I subscribe highly to psychology. It has helped me overcome years of repressed crippling childhood memories. So when I read this study in Psychology today, I was very happy. If you’re...
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A Child’s Hipster Dance Mixtape
I made a child-appropriate dance mix. If you are a mom or dad, teach children, or having nieces/nephews with really unhip parents, this mix is for you. Children love to dance, and adults should be...
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When a Hipster Mommy and Daddy Love Each Other…
In my rompings around this great world, I have noticed an interesting new phenomena. The older generation of hipsters (ages 25 to 30) are HAVING BABIES. You can’t go to a park anymore without seeing...
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Because You’re Worth the Afterbirth
Recently, I became an aunt. To a real human child. Which is a very scary thing. Almost as scary as this guy. But the scariest thing about pregnancy and babies (besides how soft their heads are, seems...
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Kids these days
The ruling on Obamacare today by the Supreme Court got me thinking… FUCK KIDS Seriously. If you’re a poor 6 year old you should have thought of that before you were born. I mean you have to be a pretty...
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Watch a Hipster dance at a Bat Mitzvah
That’s my game face. Last Sunday evening I was in Rhode Island attending my cousin’s Bat Mitzvah. Next thing I know the “in-house” DJ is playing the electric slide. I was all like “whooaaaa I remember...
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Children Prove Art is Bullshit and They’re Art Geniuses
MOMA, the Museum of Modern Art, has finally smartened up. They have finally realized that all art is entirely subjective, and is therefore entirely bullshit. Sometimes it’s not enough though to simply...
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Artsy Fartsy Flash Cards
To all the nannies, mannies, and lovable pre-school teachers out there, do I have something for you: Alphabet designer flash cards! Yay! Illustrator, Emma Cook, posted these on her Behance page with...
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Little Girls are Immodest and Deserve to be Punished
Purim is over, but it’s hard for me to come up with subject material to write about that isn’t cats because that’s actually all I care about. So instead, let’s milk that silly little Jew-Halloween for...
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Watch Something on HBO Without Indiscriminate and Excessive Nudity/Sex
If you don’t have HBO, it’s time to get it. Not only are you missing out on the ability to watch Game of Thrones as it airs instead of illegally watching it later, you are also missing out on a great...
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